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TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE 2024
"Ready Jet Go! - Main Title"
Jet Propulsion
That's his name
Jet Propulsion
He'll rocket to fame
When he arrived
He created a buzz
'Cause there was no house
And then there was, he said
People of Earth!
You ain't seen nothin' yet!
I'm from Bortron Seven
And my name is Jet!
Jet Propulsion
That's his name
He looks like us
But he isn't the same
I'm a space tripper and a galaxy crosser
My parents brought me here in a flying saucer
And just to prove it was a fact
He flew them out to space and back!
(With) Jet Propulsion!
JET - PRO - PUL - SION!
He showed up, and now it's a blast
Looks like the future really got here fast
Nice to meet ya, human race!
Tell me all about the place!
Jet Propulsion!
Jet Propulsion!
Jet Propulsion!
Ready Jet Go!
"Lone Star"
Lone Star!
I love starin' at infinity
The farthest of the dimmest stars
Still ain’t far enough for me
Lone Star!
I love the music of the midnight sky
In the quiet I hear the stars
Callin’ to me from on high
Sayin’ Lone Star! Lone Star!
I’m huntin' for distant galaxies
I can only find at night
With my telly scope way up a mountain
Far from the pesky city lights!
Lone Star!
I love starin' at infinity
The farthest of the dimmest stars
Still ain't far enough for me
Lone Star!
I love the music of the midnight sky
In the quiet I hear the stars
Callin' to me from on high
Sayin' Lone Star! Lone Star!
"Countdown"
5-4-3-2-1
Doors are shut
Engines on
Everyone in their place
Let’s go into outer space!
"Total Eclipse of the Sun"
Well, the moon goes around the Earth
While the Earth goes around the sun, y'know
But once in a while, just by chance
Sun, Moon, and Earth do their cosmic dance
And they all line up in a row!
Then, the moon shadow shades the Earth!
And the space show has begun!
The land gets quiet, the light gets dim
Birds won’t tweet when the sun gets slim
It’s a total eclipse of the sun!
It’s gonna be amazingly fun!
When the light goes away at the height of the day
It’s a total eclipse of the sun!
For a moment, the stars come out
It’s dark and quiet, just like night
Dogs roll over and rest their head
Birds turn in like it’s time for bed
Hey, can I borrow your flashlight?
It’s a total eclipse of the sun!
It’s gonna be amazingly fun!
When the moon barges in, and the world goes dim
And there’s a diamond ring, where the Sun has just been
It’s supposed to be day, but the light goes away
It’s a total eclipse....... of the sun!
"How Come the Moon Has Craters"
How come the moon has craters?
That’s what we wanna know!
It’s white like mashed potaters
but its face is full of holes!
It's all pocked up from getting hit by a zillion giant rocks!
But how do you know?
What makes you think
That's how it gets its knocks?
Well, when I have a question regarding space
I can always get the answer by asking Face!
Face 9000, ready to assist you!
Hello, Jet!
You know I really missed you!
Face, I’ve got a question
Can you talk me through?
Yes, I love your questions, Jet!
I really, really do
How come the moon has craters?
Does it really get hit by rocks?
Yes, that's why the Moon is crater-y
all beaten up and pocked
And there’s a name for a rock that comes out of the void
Those rocks from space are called asteroids
Asteroid? Asteroid?
A rock from space is an asteroid?
Yes, an asteroid is what it's called
And it's not good to stand where an asteroid falls
Asteroid! Thank you, Face!
You gave us the answer 'bout the rocks from space!
We're over the moon! We're overjoyed!
'Cause now we know all about the asteroids!
"So Many Moons!"
A-one-a, a-two-a
Here’s what we’re gonna do-a!
Let’s count the moons of Jupiter!
Who knew there were so many?
We gotta do it carefully
Just so we don’t miss any!
They're teeny and enormous
I barely can absorb it!
They're held by Jupiter's gravity
That's how they stay in orbit!
Moons! Moons! So many moons!
Count 'em from the mornin' til the afternoon!
Metis is the closest
Adrastea right behind it
Amalthea is the red one
So it’s not too hard to find it!
Then Thebe, and four big moons
Found by Galileo
Europa is an ice ball,
And Io has volcanoes!
Ganymede’s the biggest, as big as Mercury is!
Callisto’s second biggest, let’s go out and see where she is!
Then we orbit farther out, to where the outer moons are!
They’re all the kids of Jupiter, but their names get pretty bizarre!
Moons! Moons! So many moons!
Count 'em from December til the month of June!
Themisto,
Elara,
Himalia,
Leda,
Carpo,
Euporie,
Carme,
Lysithea!
Thelxinoe,
Euanthe,
Helike,
Praxidike,
Mneme,
Orthosie,
Then Iocaste!
Harpalyke,
Hermippe,
Thyone,
Ananke,
And Herse,
Aitne,
Taygete,
Chaldene!
Kale,
Erinome,
Aoede,
Kalyke,
Kallichore,
Callirrhoe,
Eurydome,
Pasithee,
Kore,
Cyliene,
Eukelade,
Pasiphae,
Hegemone,
Arche,
And don’t forget Isonoe!
That’s more than half the moons that Jupiter can boast-a
Among the planets in the solar system that’s the most-a!
Ninety-Seven is a lot for keeping track of,
Moons are somethin' Jupiter has got no lack of!
Moons! Moons! So many moons!
Ninety-Seven? Ninety-Seven!
Moons! Moons! So many moons!
Count 'em from December till the month of June!
"Fly Our Little Saucer to the Moon"
I could fix a little dinner, my dear
But this night is such a winner, my dear
See? The stars are all a-twinkling
Are you thinkling what I'm thinkling?
Let's fly our little saucer to the moon!
You could pass for Mona Leet-sa tonight
We can always order pizza tonight
Gosh, you're just so darn good-lookin'
Think I'll do my plans for cookin'
Let's fly our little saucer to the moon!
Let's fly our little saucer to the moon!
It's a perfect Earthie even-ing in June
The sink is full of dirty dishes, you know
But you're the answer to my wishes, and so
In a minute, maybe soon-a
We could be orbiting over Luna
Let's fly our little saucer to the moon!
Fly our little saucer to the moon!
"Three Part Bortronian Meal"
What to eat? Oh, what to eat?
Galaxy crackers, or seven-ring meat?
When I get hungry, you know how I feel
Like a classic, three-part Bortronian meal!
What to eat? Oh, what to eat?
A tasty treat that can't be beat!
On the run, or behind the wheel
It's the classic, three-part Bortronian meal!
A hoagie! Figginuz! Exploding shake!
What a fantastic deal! Yeah!
"Solar System Song"
If you count the planets orbiting the sun
There's something cool 'bout every single one!
Now everybody gather 'round and listen
While I sing a song about our solar system!
Planet one is Mercury
It's tiny and it's speedy!
Planet two is Venus
It's bright and super-heaty!
Planet three is Earth
The lovely ocean-covered one!
Planet four is Mars
It's cold because the air is mostly gone!
Then you cross a belt of broken chunks of asteroids
Big and little comets, rocks, and baby planetoids!
The next four planets spinning out here really, really fast
Are giants, and they're mostly made of gas!
Planet five is Jupiter
The biggest of the lot
Big enough to fit three Earths
Inside its Great Red Spot!
Planet six is Saturn
And it's especially nice
This ball of gas is wearing rings
They're mostly made of ice!
Planet seven is Uranus
And here's the funny thing
It's tipped over on its side
Look at that skinny sideways ring!
Planet eight is Neptune
I'm afraid that it's the last
Blue Neptune's just a big 'ol ball
Of frozen methane gas!
And that's our song!
Thanks a lot for giving it a listen
Now take a bow for learning
About our awesome solar system!
"Every Day is Earth Day"
It's nice you have an Earth Day
But if you're asking me
Every day is Earth Day
As far as I can see
This planet is so perfect
It's sweet from end to end!
It's not too hot and not too cold
In a very pleasant blend!
Can't even think of a better place
The answer should be clear
'Cause Planet Earth has air to breathe!
It's got an atmosphere!
Yes, every plant and flower
Each leafy, shady glen
Has green stuff growing everywhere
All making oxygen!
You think there's something better?
Well, take a look around
Of eight planets in the neighborhood
Just four have solid ground!
There's Mercury, you'll freeze or burn
And Venus, broiling hot
And Mars has barely any air
Much less than Earth has got!
Oh Planet Earth, our Planet Earth!
Sweet mix of land and sea
Nice gravity, nice temperature!
What a comfy place to be!
It's nice that we have Earth Day
But if you're asking me
Every day is Earth Day
As far as we can see!
"Tiny Blue Dot"
Tiny blue dot
So lonely in the dark
From way out here, you never know
How beautiful and varied and grand it is
How many creatures call it home
Shiny blue dot
Lost in the universe
So easy just to pass it by
But, oh, you Earthies know how sweet it is
How precious right beneath your feet it is
There’s nowhere else you all could live but this
The only home you’ve known
When you’re floating over Earth
And you see it from above
It takes your breath away
This planet that we love
Only looking down like this
Can we see our task so clear
That we should be the guardians
Of all that we hold dear
Sweet blue spaceship
Gleaming in the Sun
The only home you’ve ever known
Tiny blue dot
What a gorgeous little spot
Our planet, our spaceship, our home!
"Venus, Earth's Broiling Hot Twin"
Venus could be Earth's twin sister
Each the size of the other one
They've got atmospheres, their gravity's alike
And they're both pretty close to the sun!
But that atmosphere's like a greenhouse
Trapping the sun's heat in
And those clouds of carbon dioxide
Make Venus - Earth's broiling hot twin!
So Venus is hot?
Yes, indeed, broiling hot!
Is it hot like a desert-y, desolate spot?
Hot enough to melt metal, I understand
So Venus is, uh... not a great place to land?
Don't worry!
The weather outside may be rough
But this saucer is made of Bortronian stuff!
You'll see for yourself, you can watch it first-hand
Wait, metal melts here? And we're gonna land?!?
It's hot. Man, it's toasty, like inside a roaster!
Let's see what it does to an Earthie "toaster"!
Hot enough to melt metals like lead
Good thing you decided on Earth instead!
The atmosphere's like a greenhouse
That traps all the sun's heat in
And those clouds of carbon dioxide
Make Venus - Earth's broiling hot twin!
"Ready Jet Go! - Main Title"
Jet Propulsion
That's his name
Jet Propulsion
He'll rocket to fame
When he arrived
He created a buzz
'Cause there was no house
And then there was, he said
People of Earth!
You ain't seen nothin' yet!
I'm from Bortron Seven
And my name is Jet!
Jet Propulsion
That's his name
He looks like us
But he isn't the same
I'm a space tripper and a galaxy crosser
My parents brought me here in a flying saucer
And just to prove it was a fact
He flew them out to space and back!
(With) Jet Propulsion!
JET - PRO - PUL - SION!
He showed up, and now it's a blast
Looks like the future really got here fast
Nice to meet ya, human race!
Tell me all about the place!
Jet Propulsion!
Jet Propulsion!
Jet Propulsion!
Ready Jet Go!
"Night of a Bazillion Stars"
I’ve been to Venus - to Neptune and Mars
But the night sky there - well, it hardly compares
To the fabulous view from this planet of ours
On this night of a bazillion stars!
You see there’s...
Sirius, Castor, and Beta Centaurus
Arcturus, and Vega, and more!
Canopus, Rigel, and Achernar
There’s Deneb, and Polaris, and there's more by far!
Betelgeuse, Altair, and Kaus Borealis
Pollux, Mimosa, Alula Australis
Procyon, Spica, and wait, I’m so sorry
I left out our nearest neighbor, Alpha Centauri!
We’ve been to Venus - to Neptune and Mars
But the night sky there - it can hardly compare
To the fabulous view from this planet of ours
On this night of a bazillion, way more than a million
Night of a bazillion stars!
There's Algol!
Vega!
Merope!
Pleione!
Regulus!
Zosma!
Sulafat!
Sirma!
Zubenelgenubi!
Wha-??
No, really, it’s right over there!
On this night of a bazillion stars!
"Total Eclipse of the Sun"
Well, the moon goes around the Earth
While the Earth goes around the sun, y'know
But once in a while, just by chance
Sun, Moon, and Earth do their cosmic dance
And they all line up in a row!
Then, the moon shadow shades the Earth!
And the space show has begun!
The land gets quiet, the light gets dim
Birds won’t tweet when the sun gets slim
It’s a total eclipse of the sun!
It’s gonna be amazingly fun!
When the light goes away at the height of the day
It’s a total eclipse of the sun!
For a moment, the stars come out
It’s dark and quiet, just like night
Dogs roll over and rest their head
Birds turn in like it’s time for bed
Hey, can I borrow your flashlight?
It’s a total eclipse of the sun!
It’s gonna be amazingly fun!
When the moon barges in, and the world goes dim
And there’s a diamond ring, where the Sun has just been
It’s supposed to be day, but the light goes away
It’s a total eclipse....... of the sun!
